I, the Imperial Master of Great Xia, Really Do Not Eat Soft Rice.

"Your Majesty, the imperial master is leading people to make something called perfume." "It doesn't matter, let him go, why do I like him?" "Your Majesty, the Imperial Master is tinkering with something called underwear again." "It doesn't matter, let him go, why do I like him?" "Your Majesty, the imperial master has taken people to Jingguo. I heard that they are going to steal something called oil." "It doesn't matter, let him go, why do I like him?" "Your Majesty, the Imperial Preceptor was detained by Empress Dayu. They said that the Imperial Preceptor had stolen... Someone had sneaked into her harem, and asked you to redeem the person." "It doesn't matter, because... What did you just say!? I was detained for stealing? Tell that woman that I don't want the person anymore and I will give it to him!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.