I Went for a Foot Massage, and My Ghost-Hunting System Awakened?

Zhang Yang went to a foot massage parlor and unexpectedly awakened a Ghost-Catching System.

Zhang Yang: "How the hell am I supposed to catch ghosts? I don't know any magic!"

System: "An Uncle Ying-style peachwood sword, coming right up."

Zhang Yang: "Holy crap, this female ghost is a bit too strong! I can't beat her!"

System: "Don't panic, Host. A passive skill has triggered: forcibly subdue her and make her warm your bed."

Zhang Yang: "Damn, why are supernatural incidents getting more and more common?"

System: "Horror is about to make a comeback, and the world is about to change."

Zhang Yang: "Comeback, my ass! I'll kill my way straight into the underworld!"

In the underworld, the Ten Kings of Hell gathered together.

King Yama Bao Fu straightened his hat and looked at the other kings. "Think of something, all of you. That bastard is coming this way with the thousand-year-old Zombie King."

The other kings: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.