You Were Supposed to Give a Straight-Laced Commentary, So Why Are You Making Dirty Jokes?

A parallel world.

Chen Feng is an official commentator for Plants vs. Zombies.

Instead of commentating properly, he leads the entire internet in making dirty jokes!

"For 50 sun, you can plant one Sunflower. For 175 sun, you can plant a Twin Sunflower."

"What I mean is, if you have the money, you can get two!"

"Even with a broken arm, the Pole Vaulting Zombie keeps trying to reach its target."

"What I mean is, no matter how impressive you are, you can't beat someone with a car."

The whole internet is in stitches.

"Is this really a proper commentary?"

"Let me off! This isn't the bus to kindergarten!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.