I Stream Myself Slacking Off, and You Call Me the Grandmaster of Lying Flat?

In his previous life, Tang Ping spent his whole life as a corporate workhorse, becoming a tool of the capitalists because of his mortgage, car loan, and bride price.

Reborn at eighteen, Tang Ping unexpectedly activates a livestreaming Lie Flat System and begins a life of effortless victories as the founding master of lying flat, livestreaming stress relief and healing his fans across the internet.

As long as he earns Lie Flat popularity points, he can exchange them for generous rewards. Reject the rat race: lying flat is the highest state of life.

Reporter: "You're only eighteen and already lying flat. Is that really a good idea?"

Tang Ping: "Without a conscience, nobody can guilt-trip you. Lie flat at eighteen and avoid fifty years of detours. What's wrong with that?"

Expert: "High housing prices are a good thing. They encourage young people to strive."

Tang Ping: "Well said. Please don't say it again!"

Professor: "Lying flat is an extremely irresponsible attitude. I suggest raising the retirement age to seventy-five."

Tang Ping: "Why don't you try being a decent person?"

The capitalist cried: "If all the young people lie flat, who's going to be our workhorse?"

Netizens: "Lie flat like Tang Ping, and the capitalists won't be able to fleece us!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.