Chosen by the Holy Sword and the Demonic Sword, I Just Want to Be a Salted Fish

The god from another world accidentally sneezed and blew me down from the top floor while I was gathering my clothes. Me: Resurrect me quickly! Aren't you a god? God: I can't do that. To express my apology, please transfer your soul to the world under my control. Me: Just reincarnate. What does it mean to give me an elf body that looks so female? Hurry up and find someone to possess me! God: The user you dialed is not in the service area. Please call again later. From then on, I lived a thrilling adventure... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.