Absurd! My Organs Want to Cultivate Immortality, and They're Way Too Competitive

Xu Bing transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, where he discovers that his internal organs can talk, and they keep clamoring to cultivate immortality!

Kidneys: "Master, setting everything else aside, you know what I'm good at. I'm the best at cultivating water-element techniques. Immortal cultivation is no problem. Let's start by checking out those legs."

Liver: "So what if you have a five-element spiritual root? Master, I'll handle the wood-element techniques. Brothers, go wild. I'll take care of the recovery."

Heart: "When it comes to fire-element techniques, no one can claim to be better than me. Let's go all out and finish early. Who cares about spiritual roots? Just do it! Master, what are you staring at? Got a problem? Let's settle it!"

The lungs and spleen chime in: "Same here!"

Xu Bing has a five-element trash spiritual root. He wants to slack off, but discovers he can't slack off at all.

His organs are all far too competitive. They casually cultivate the corresponding five-element techniques and instantly max them out.

So whenever Xu Bing says he has a useless five-element spiritual root, nobody believes him.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.