I, the Gunslinger, Teach Blade Dancers to Dance from the Start

"This isn't real dancing at all."

"At best, it's just showing off your technique."

"What, you want to know what real dancing should look like?"

"No, child. I hope you never have to learn about that cruel business."

"What, you've already found out?"

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's dance together!"

--By Colo, a wandering gunner who narrowly escaped death.

Blade Maiden: Uncle, I got nerfed again. Boo-hoo.

Some wandering gunner: Don't worry. Being strong depends on the current patch, but being cool lasts a lifetime.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.