Siheyuan: From the Start, I Stole the Entire Courtyard's Lifespan!

Yang Aijun has just transmigrated into Love in the Courtyard, and from the start he's on the verge of death.

To his surprise, everyone in the courtyard is scheming to take his house.

His face-slapping System awakens with a bang, letting him steal the beasts' lifespans!

Ding! Face-slapping successful. Stole ten years of Yi Zhonghai's lifespan.

Also copied all of Yi Zhonghai's fitter skills.

Yi Zhonghai: "I was perfectly fine just now. Why do I suddenly feel so weak?"

Jia Zhangshi: "I didn't manage to take the house, so why do I look so much older?"

Silly Zhu: "I'm feeling weaker and weaker. I can't even get it up when I see Qin Huairu!"

The courtyard's beasts: "Yang Aijun looks younger and younger. Maybe we should go beg him!"

Yang Aijun planned to give the beasts in the courtyard a thorough beating...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.