My Daughter Bragged at Kindergarten That I Could Eat Shit?

My daughter bragged at kindergarten that I could eat shit?

I transmigrated into the body of a young father, divorced from the start, and attended my daughter's kindergarten open class.

My adorable daughter: "Have your dad marry your mom, and we'll still be best friends!"

Her classmate: "Hmph! No way. Your dad isn't as awesome as mine!"

My adorable daughter: "Who says? My dad would dare eat shit!"

Her classmate: "My dad would too. He ate a whole bowl yesterday!"

My adorable daughter: "My dad ate a whole pound yesterday!"

Fang Ming: ???

Just then, the System activated.

"Congratulations, Host. You have bound the Parent-Child Bragging System. Pay a certain amount in taxes, and your bragging can become reality."

"Would you like to pay taxes to acquire the skill of eating shit?"

This book is also known as: Reaching the Pinnacle of Life Thanks Entirely to My Daughter's Big Mouth; She Brags About Me to Everyone She Meets; Having a Daughter Is the Best; Give Me a Dozen More Daughters Like Her; Getting Rich the Legal Way Starts with Paying Taxes; My Daughter Crushes the Whole World

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.