Livestream: My Rural Banquet Leaves the Whole Internet Stunned

Mu Tian: “I can't do it, Uncle! I'm here to eat too, okay?”

“What do you mean you can't? You're a student at a prestigious university. How can you not cook a few fancy dishes?”

“Aren't you a graduate student? Get researching, and whip up a few fancy dishes.”

Mu Tian: “I... Uncle! I study viruses! Where's the chef? Didn't you say yesterday that you'd hired one?”

“Mu Tian, don't bring up the chef! His wife was getting married, so the guy didn't even cook the food. He went home to deal with her!” Mu Tian: “...”

“Food's ready! This was made by the only virus researcher in our village: braised sterculia seeds!”

“Hey, master! Do you do funeral banquets for the dead? If I pay, can I eat?” “Get lost...”

“Xiaofang, do you still want to eat that banquet cooked by the virus guy?”

“Please. What's the point of wanting to? The Old Wang next door even threw a one-month birthday party for his piglet just to have a banquet. How are we supposed to get one?”

“You silly girl, get married! If you marry me, you can invite the virus guy... I mean, Chef Mu, to cook a banquet.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.