After the Apocalypse, the Campus Belle Comes Knocking

The apocalypse has arrived. The school beauty, your upperclassman, cuts her way through a horde of zombies with a cleaver to find you, only to discover you with your beautiful neighbor. At that moment...

Option One: Take your beautiful neighbor's hand and smile at your upperclassman. Completion reward: S-Rank ability, Ultimate Iron Mountain Lean.

Option Two: Shout from the heart, "You're all my wings." Completion reward: S-Rank ability, Ultimate Chicken Wiggle.

Option Three: Quickly put some distance between yourself and the beautiful neighbor, hug your upperclassman, and say, "Senior, there's nothing going on between us. I had no food, so this kind lady took me in. I was only in her room because I was keeping her company while we played a little game, to repay her kindness." Completion reward: Length +1.

Is there even anything to think about? Obviously, pick option three!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.