Starting with My Kidnapping, I Kidnap All of Humanity in Return

What should the only son of the head of the world's third-largest technology company do when he's kidnapped by criminals from the start?

Qin Wan was panicking. They had planted a bomb in his chest, right over his heart. If he got too worked up, frightened, or excited, the bomb would go off.

From the start, Qin Wan bound himself to a rather unreliable System. Thanks to the System's reckless antics, the bomb was successfully upgraded. Not only was it a whole lot more powerful, but the deadly poison released when it exploded became even more terrifying.

Fortunately, the System came through at the last moment, and Qin Wan escaped from his kidnappers.

Though he got away, Qin Wan became a hot potato nobody dared keep around. If the bomb in his body went off, everything within a hundred thousand square kilometers would be turned into hell on earth...

Pretty Nation: "Big Brother Qin Wan, are you hot? Would you like to take a vacation in the Arctic?"

The Arctic: "Big Brother Qin Wan, I'm too far away. Please don't come here. It's a long journey. Why not visit the Furry Bears instead? It's much more comfortable there, and, best of all, it's close to home!"

Qin Wan: "Looks like the cherry blossoms are blooming."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.