Conquer the World: From the Start, I Have a Nuclear Submarine!

"I'm just an arms dealer selling a few weapons. How could I possibly rule the world?"

"Those are slanderous lies! A smear campaign!"

Lin Cheng declared with absolute conviction.

"Then what do you think of the Eagle Sauce joining forces with the Western Alliance to retaliate against you?"

"That's a thing?"

Lin Cheng flew into a rage. "Chadun, where's my army of bioengineered soldiers? Get them onto Eagle Sauce soil within three days. This time, I'm going to teach them a proper lesson! ... Hey, reporter, don't be scared. I haven't finished speaking!"

Facing the cameras, Lin Cheng smiled kindly:

"Small nations, are you still worried about the great powers bullying you? Still worried about them printing money and bleeding you dry? Still..."

"Today, the solution is here!"

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This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.