You Want Me to Be a Simp? I'll Turn the Tables and Milk You Instead

The girl he liked played him for a fool and called him a "simp" in front of everyone.

Luo Chen turned on her then and there, swearing he would never be a simp!

As soon as he said it, he awakened the Simp System. As long as he fawned over all kinds of goddesses and completed simp missions, he could earn rewards!

Luo Chen dismissed the Simp System as nonsense, but things didn't go as he expected…

Well, he had no choice. Luo Chen decided to pull off a clever move and milk it for all it was worth!

He would milk not only the System, but also all those "goddesses"!

But the more he milked them, the stranger things got...

"Darling, here's the company's profit for this quarter. Take a look. Are you satisfied~?"

"So what if he keeps me hanging? He does it because he loves me. Why doesn't he keep anyone else hanging?"

"If I simp fast enough, the other dogs won't get a chance!"

"I don't want to be your simp anymore. I've finished military training, so I want to be your little military dog!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.