Dumbledore: Master, Please Take Me to Bed!

What, the prank system wants me to be Dumbledore's uncle? Please, I am an immortal cultivator! "Uncle Junior, stop quickly, the phoenix will never become a beggar's chicken!" "Uncle, this basilisk is really big, but the soup tastes great!" "Master nephew, just stay in the back and enjoy your meal. Voldemort is a scumbag!" "Watch me play with the Ministry of Magic today, and tomorrow I will take you to the sky to torture the gods!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.