Dumbledore: Martial Uncle, Please Carry Me to Victory!

邓布利多：师叔，求带躺！

by Look to the Money, Look to the Long Term (向钱看向厚看)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 57k Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Novel Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

What, the prank System wants me to be Dumbledore's grand-uncle?

Come on, I'm a cultivator!

“Little Grand-Uncle, stop! A phoenix absolutely cannot be made into beggar's chicken!”

“Little Grand-Uncle, this basilisk is huge. It must make a fantastic soup!”

“Just stay back and enjoy the food, nephew. Voldemort is nothing but trash!”

“Watch me take over the Ministry of Magic today. Tomorrow, I'll take you up to the heavens to beat up the gods!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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