Me and My Rotten Twenty-One Years Old

The receding hairline, the whole night of insomnia, the unlimited weight, the bloated and out-of-shape figure, the numb thoughts, the drooping corners of the eyes, the deeper nasolabial folds and tear troughs, the beard that only appears in middle age, the scars on the corners of the mouth that have been with me since childhood, Asymmetrical facial features, extremely conspicuous neck lines, three chins, almost zero social interaction, being single in college, hesitating in conversations, unclear speech, gradually losing source of living expenses, and my rotten twenty-one years old. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.