Memoirs of the Sword God

I actually really didn't want to write this memoir of the Sword God, but due to repeated requests from my old friend, the great escapist, waste-making expert, blind adventure expert, and "order destroyer" Sir Hummel Hart, I had no choice but to pick up the pen and rack my brains to recall the things I had experienced. There are some interesting things, such as the battle between humans and pigs, werewolves and cat girls, dwarves and alchemical technology, dragons and god-slayers, the apostle's great conspiracy, the invasion of another dimension, the rebirth of the demon world... And the past events between me and the saint that Hart emphasized that I must write about... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.