NBA: It's Normal to Bring a Ball to a Fight, Right?

Fighter Li Long dreamed of returning to 2013 and obtained a System. As long as he fought someone on the basketball court and won, he could acquire one of their basketball skills.

Li Long immediately started trash-talking: "Little Melo, you taste like a donut. Draymond, you're nothing without the Warriors."

And just like that, Li Long gained the triple-threat move and elite defensive anticipation.

He fought the Warriors' head coach and got an elite three-point shot. Then the Hornets' owner stepped up. Bring it on! Even Little Leo in the audience wanted to fight? A way with women could count as a skill too, I guess.

Li Long, the man who went from playing point guard to fighting people in the coaches' and spectators' seats, quickly rose to the top of the basketball world.

The Schoolboy: If anyone can shoot threes better than me, it's Li Long.

Kawhi: I won't accept it if Li Long doesn't win Defensive Player of the Year.

Zhuge Popovich: My peak Spurs team actually lost to Li Long.

Mr. Jordan: Don't call me the GOAT anymore. I'm not worthy.

Hollywood actresses: Li Long is simply irresistible.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.