They Wanted Me to Be a Spy, but I Became Public Enemy Number One

On his first day on the job, agent Lu Xing is shot in the head. After being reborn, he gains the Crime City System.

But he finds that his career as an agent is getting more and more bizarre.

What are these skills supposed to be? I'm a secret agent!

Ladies' Man: Every woman falls for you. Not one of them can resist you.

Deadly Poison Master: The road to becoming the world's greatest poisoner lies before you!

Beauty and Hairstyling Expert: You're the best makeup artist and barber on the planet.

Furniture Store King: Anything can become your weapon.

Top Salesman: If you're selling something, no one can say no.

Crotch Grabber: Congratulations, kid. No "peach" can escape your grasp.

The Eagle Country gives him a wide berth, the Bear Country tries desperately to recruit him, and the Cherry Blossom Country gets on its knees and begs for mercy...

He rubs shoulders with arms dealers, is named a Red Pole with Double Flowers by the Triads, and is pursued by foreign spies.

His boss grows increasingly suspicious: You aren't an undercover agent sent by terrorists, are you?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.