Urban: A Critical Hit at the Opening, and You Become a Dashing Celebrity

From the start, he transmigrates into his parallel-world self, only to discover that the original guy was a total simp and had even risen to become a simp king!

Sincere devotion has never won anyone's heart, while a good game is what really gets results. You can't handle this girl, so let me take care of her for you.

Women only slow down my teaching. I really don't want to flirt, so you, the junior over there, don't come any closer!

And you, PE teacher, that's a foul! You can't charge into someone while carrying the ball!

Everything begins to change with a street interview!

What? You're asking whether, in a time of war, I could hold fast to my faith and refuse to betray my organization after being arrested?

What? You're asking about feminism?

What? You're asking why so much history has been lost over five thousand years of Yanhuang civilization, and where our national pride comes from?

What? You're asking why I'm so arrogant?

I was never meant to walk this mortal world. In plain robes, I stand righteous and proud, the turmoil of the world gathering between my brows. I have no love for worldly splendor and clamor. My brush sweeps across the page, my words and paintings cold and clear. Yet how can I stop the mortal world from burying a celestial immortal?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.