Global Cultivation: You're Going for Mechanical Ascension?

There are three thousand paths to the Great Dao. Knocking on a bell and chanting sutras can build up merit; drawing talismans to suppress and slay evil spirits can earn cultivation; burning paper offerings to Heaven and Earth can grant the power to communicate with the underworld.

But after Chen Yuan awakens his Technology System, everything changes:

"An electronic wooden fish, struck five million times day and night. That's perfectly reasonable, right?"

"Laser printing, talismans drawn with one click, a hundred a second. That's not excessive, is it?"

"A large-scale evil-spirit breeding base, with a focus on selective breeding..."

Master the Art of Self-Transformation with one click, comprehend the Heaven-Swallowing Demonic Art in one second!

Spirit herbs grow too slowly? How about fertilizer and pesticides?

Always failing at alchemy? Ever tried a microwave?

Buddha: "I'm about to lose my place at number two on the Merit Rankings! Hurry and tell the Buddhist Maiden to ask Chen Yuan to boost my ranking!"

Daoist Lord: "Where is the Dao Sect's Holy Maiden? Bring Chen Yuan back at once!"

Demon Sage: "The jewel of my demon clan is peerlessly beautiful. We absolutely cannot let the others get ahead!"

The Holy Maidens of the various sects: "We're on our way! We're on our way!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.