You Asked Me to Go on a Blind Date, So I Came Back with Two Kids!

"Hao'er, Auntie Wu is holding a matchmaking event. You have to go today, or don't come home."

"Beep... beep..."

What...

Cheng Hao's mouth twitched uncontrollably. He'd only just graduated from college, so how had he already ended up at a matchmaking event?

Besides, he was a man destined to conquer the stars and the seas. Women would only slow down his sword arm.

That evening, Cheng Hao arrived at his family home carrying two delicate children, a boy and a girl, and knocked on the door.

His mother opened it, rolling pin in hand...

After Cheng Hao had finally managed to bring them into the living room, his father emerged from the study, gripping a Seven Wolves belt...

Now that's a taste of childhood!

Cheng's mother: "I told you to go on a matchmaking date, and you came back with two kids?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.