I Ran into a Female Ghost on a Night Run and Asked How Much for an Introduction

What should you do if you encounter a female ghost while treasure hunting on a reality show? Su Han just asks her, "How about 800 for the night?"

Viewers across the internet: "??????"

When the female ghost bares her fangs, her body comes apart, and blood sprays everywhere,

Su Han simply picks up a severed limb. "I could have fun with this leg for a whole year."

Viewers: "Isn't this livestream going to get banned?"

What should you do if a water ghost grabs your fishing rod while you're treasure hunting at a fishing spot? Su Han hooks up a high-voltage power line and gives it 100,000 volts!

What should you do if a creepy doll that moves on its own starts crying at night? Su Han takes her apart, puts the pieces on skyrockets, and blasts them straight into the sky.

The viewers in the livestream are stunned. "The most stone-cold man in history!"

"Even the King of Hell gets no respect, but you do!"

Su Han sighs. "I just want to hunt for treasure. Why do I keep running into monsters like these?"

With that, Su Han lights a cigarette and taps the ash into a demon's mouth.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.