Uncle Nine: How Come You Have Even More Dirty Jokes Than Me?

Fu Junsheng transmigrates to a zombie-infested world and becomes an outer disciple of Maoshan, as well as Junior Brother to Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu: "Looking across the world, no one can match my Maoshan sect when it comes to thunder arts!"

Detected someone talking big. System bound. Congratulations, Host, you have obtained a congenital thunder physique!

Fu Junsheng opens the door to a whole new world.

"Three million sword immortals fill the heavens, yet even they must bow their heads before me!"

Detected Host talking big. Reward: Sword Intent of Slaying Immortals!

"Those who chant my true name shall find eternal life in the cycle of reincarnation!"

Detected Host talking big. Reward: Yama Dharma Body!

"Had I, Fu Junsheng, not been born, the sword path would have languished in darkness for all eternity!"

Detected Host talking big. Reward: Sword Opens Heaven's Gate!

Uncle Jiu: …

Junior Brother, how come you talk even bigger than I do?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.