Explaining the Myth of the Great Luo, I Make the Celestial Worthy of Primordial Beginning Cry

Jiang Yan activates a Gold Ranking Popularization System and, from the start, introduces the Mythical Great Luo rankings to all the living beings of the Primordial World.

Lord Tongtian: "Yuanshi, you dare call yourself the foremost of the Three Pure Ones? Take my Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation! Fight me!"

Demon Emperor Dijun: "Brother Yuanshi, please open the Thirty-Six Heavens for our demon clan! We'll reward you handsomely! You won't? Then we'll beat you until you do!"

Hongjun: "Yuanshi! You deceived me! You're clearly a Mythical Great Luo, able to create five hundred million worlds with a single thought, yet you still took me as your master and took one of the Primordial Purple Qi strands?! Give it back!"

The Heavenly Worthy of Primordial Beginning spits blood. "Please stop calling me Yuanshi! Every time someone says that name, I get hurt!"

As Jiang Yan reveals ranking after ranking, introducing unique entities such as Mythical Great Luos and the Thirty-Six Heavens, the Primordial World is thrown into utter chaos.

Those called out can only cry out in despair.

Damn it!

We're really not Mythical Great Luos, for fuck's sake!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.