Gallon the Crocodile: Lending Money to Voldemort, Bankrupting Gringotts

Hogwarts has recently received a large number of letters:

I'm Voldemort. The truth is, I didn't die. I have a million Galleons in Gringotts, and I need 2,000 Galleons transferred to another account. Please send them to the designated account. I'll return to London in six months, and when I do, I'll take you on as my apprentice.

A year later, people lined up to withdraw Galleons at Gringotts, which was on the verge of bankruptcy. With no other choice, the goblins bundled up their Gringotts shares and sold them to Gavin!

Then, armed with vast capital and exchange-rate arbitrage, Gavin knocked on the door of Nurmengard Tower.

Three generations of Dark Lords joined forces to restart the movement to abolish the Statute of Secrecy!

That day would later be known as the dawn of magical industry.

From then on, young witches and wizards had plenty of new classes, including finance, mathematics, programming...

It all began that year in the forests of Albania.

The young Gavin said to a lump of Voldemort:

Money cannot conquer death, but beneath the blue sky, everything is a pasture for money.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.