Xuanhuan: You Asked If I'm a Skinny Dog? I'll Burst the Demoness's Belly

After transmigrating into a world of cultivation, Zhou Wen becomes an utterly unremarkable rogue cultivator and binds himself to a Special Effects System.

And so Zhou Wen embarks on a path of cultivation built on cheating, swindling, and bluffing his way through.

"Attack effect unlocked: Size-Shifting Golden Cudgel. Effect: Conjure a Golden Cudgel of any size you wish, capable of bursting anything apart."

When he encounters the Demon Sect's Holy Maiden provoking him from the start, Zhou Wen conjures a gaping abyss and says, "I'll burst it apart right now."

"Aura effect unlocked: Intimidation. Effect: Intimidate powerful foes, turning into a crushing killing intent that can shatter an enemy's Dao heart."

"Realm effect unlocked: Avatar. Effect: Gain a hundred-zhang-tall Dharma body that stands between heaven and earth!"

Years later, when Zhou Wen ascends to the Immortal Realm and is forced to activate the Immortal Venerable effect, despite being at a lower cultivation realm...

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