From the Start, I Make Snail Noodles, and My Battle-Hardened Father-in-Law Calls the Police

In North Russia, Lin Sen's mouth was so bored of bland food that he made a bowl of luosifen...

His father-in-law had just come home when he smelled an odor so powerful it seemed to press down on his skull...

Without another word, he pulled out his phone and called the police.

"Barrett, my house has a biological weapon. It's extremely powerful..."

Ten minutes later, the entire Alpha Unit arrived, along with biological weapons experts.

The air, land, and sea were sealed off...

The missile silos opened...

The spicy, sour, pungent stench in the air was unbearable. One by one, the special forces soldiers silently took out their phones to say their final goodbyes.

"Kelly, please forget me! Next time, fall in love with an ordinary man! Before I can protect our love, I have a greater duty: protecting North Russia!"

"Mama, I'm a soldier. If I don't come back, please take good care of yourself!"

The biological weapons expert looked terrified. "There aren't any toxic substances in the air at all. This is an extremely powerful biological weapon..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.