The Rhyme of the Republic of China Slowly

Don't panic when you encounter time travel, what? Signed the treaty? No matter what, my hair is too ugly, I'll cut off the braids first. What? The Queen Mother ran away? No matter what, my pockets are empty, let's open a factory first. What? Sun Wen is wanted? I don't care about Sun Wen and Sun Wu. Those who rebel against the Qing Dynasty are all friends. Go and help them. Eh eh eh? How? Sun Wen wants to lead me to revolution? That can't be done, I haven't finished listening to Xi Xiaobo's Ten Ways yet! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.