I'm in the City, So Why Are You Asking Me to Kill Zombies?

Bai Ye transmigrated into a parallel world and became an ordinary man with nothing going for him but his good looks.

Then he awakened a System that made zombies drop treasure chests.

Bai Ye was close to losing it.

This is a perfectly ordinary modern world. Where am I supposed to find zombies to kill?

Perhaps the transmigration god took pity on him, because another System, one for trading across planes, bound itself to him.

The zombie-killing treasure chest System finally came in handy.

Zombie Plane: Buddy, let me tell you, raising zombies is a real science. Don't pay 998, just 9.9, and this female zombie is yours.

Female Zombie: He's not human! Every time I give birth, he kills the baby. Not one of my children has lived a whole day.

Technology Plane: Hey, kid, ever heard of cutting-edge tech? Come on, for just 99, you can get any kind of high-tech gadget from your world.

Female Zombie: He's not human! My baby was only a day old when he was sent to work on an assembly line.

Cultivation Plane: Bro, could I get ten of those tech-powered zombie production lines of yours? They're seriously awesome.

Female Zombie: He's not human! He sells them to other worlds to work on assembly lines.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.