You Say I'm Just Fooling Around? I'm Clearly a Rescue Expert!

Xu Shi transmigrates to a parallel world, where he has to help small-business owners on the verge of bankruptcy succeed in fierce competition.

He is about to give up when he suddenly gets a System.

Option One: Give up on saving small-business owners, and the System shuts down.

Option Two: Activate the Marketing Master System and receive double rewards.

Option Three: Activate the Shenanigans System and receive ten thousand times the rewards.

Of course he's choosing the shenanigans rescue plan!

How do you save a yogurt shop? You need a poop-flavored yogurt.

How do you save a pizza shop? You need a mini pizza the size of a coin.

How do you save a zoo? You need a piglet that can rescue lambs.

“Rescue expert, look at the things you've saved!”

“I thought he was a marketing master, but he just keeps pulling crazy stunts!”

“His video of the piglet rescuing a lamb fooled the whole world.”

“Help! I feel a little sorry for the shop owners, but he really did bring their businesses back from the brink!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.