You Read Feng Shui, So Why Are You Digging Up Someone's Ancestral Grave?

System + hilarious comedy + Uncle Jiu + mythology.

Qin Feng transmigrates to Uncle Jiu's world and awakens the strongest Daoist cultivation System.

Uncle Jiu draws a General's Talisman. Qin Feng pulls out hundreds and shouts, "Two for one yuan! Clearance sale!"

Uncle Jiu performs a blood-sacrifice secret art using Heavenly Dipper energy. Qin Feng takes out a stack of Daoist manuals: "Two yuan each, or two for five!"

Uncle Jiu treats an injury. Qin Feng brings out a huge pile of pills to give his fans a special deal. "Ninety-nine yuan a bottle! Come on, click the link!"

Uncle Jiu: "Qin Feng, I told you to go catch ghosts. Why did you bring back Black and White Impermanence tied up?"

Black and White Impermanence: "Daoist, we brothers came to the mortal realm on a business trip. Everything was fine when we left, but now we can't get back."

Fox Spirit: "You rotten Daoist, you have no sense of romance! I thought you wanted my body, but you actually want to skin me and make a muffler?"

Meng Po: "Qin Feng, Forgetfulness Water is the aristocracy of water! You can't just snatch it like that."

Master Ren: "Qin Feng, I only asked you to check the feng shui. Why did you..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.