The Haters Are Losing It. Please, Stop Playing Mind Games

Gu Shen opened his eyes to a sea of keyboard warriors doing everything they could to tear him down.

What? The pretty-boy actor is dragging down his award-winning actress girlfriend's status?

Break up, then. We can split up again after getting back together. The next one will be better.

Later, Gu Shen's roles won the hearts of audiences, and he became a huge star. Then he announced that he was going to Longhu Mountain to study Taoism?

His fans burst into tears: "Big Brother, I was wrong! Look at me one more time!"

Later still, Gu Shen became a giant in the world of mysticism. His fans had gotten **used to his occasional disappearances as an "MIA celebrity" from the entertainment industry.

Alchemy, talisman drawing, and fortune-telling were just side hustles.

His real specialty was raising Gu!

Gu Shen: "Being my fan comes with perks! Lucky charms, calming charms, and safety charms, all available in a free raffle!"

His haters were made miserable by Gu Shen's occasional bad-luck charms, truth Gu, and more.

Wait, that's a thing? Is it too late to switch from hater to fan?

He's a superstar in the entertainment industry, and the head of a special government department.

Fans across the internet: "Big Brother! Boss! Time to get back to work!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.