Xuanzang the Miser: There's No Way I'm Going on a Pilgrimage

There's no way I'm going on the pilgrimage. Not in this lifetime.

Putting on an act for the plot has gotten dull. I'd rather become a minor official and grow some vegetables.

Xuanzang: "King of Tang, after seeing your daughter just now, my heart began to stir. I'm afraid my enlightenment is too shallow to shoulder the great mission of obtaining the scriptures."

The King of Tang's daughter: "Holy Monk, I think you might as well stay here and become my consort."

Xuanzang: "Well... um... wouldn't that be a little inappropriate?"

King of Tang: "How dare you! Guards, seize this wild monk! He must be a demon in disguise!"

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