You Say I Make Bad Movies? I'll Turn the Whole Internet Against You

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Yang Cheng discovers that its film culture is incredibly weak.

The traces of foreign cultural invasion are everywhere.

But barely after arriving, Yang Cheng is inexplicably attacked online?

"Look at the garbage you made! Oxygen Sheep: The Tiger's Roar and Dragon's Cry... Is that even a premise a carbon-based life-form could come up with?"

"That Peppa Pig: Escape from Certain Death he made is a real masterpiece, though. What a total idiot."

Seeing all this online abuse, Yang Cheng feels a nameless fury surge within him!

Fine, then. I'll make films that'll leave every one of you stunned!

No money? Then I'll make them on a shoestring, or with no budget at all!

I'll make You Are the Apple of My Eye, the movie that brings back all those memories of our youth!

Still not convinced? Still going to attack me online? Think I'm just selling nostalgia because I've got no talent?

Oh, look! I just happened to spot the obscure Stephen Chow in a corner!

I'll make the profound film Kung Fu and shock the entire internet!

And next, a whole string of hits: Dying to Survive, The Sacrifice...

Still arguing? Then I'll create the ultimate variety show: Mushroom House!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.