Chris's Otherworld: Why Are All the Decks So Cursed?

As a card master, you need to be creative when designing cards, but you can't take things too far...

Like this young lady, who was asking about the goblin card with a black mask she was holding.

"What, you want to know why it's wearing a mask? Because it has another identity: a bandit! Haha, bet you didn't see that coming."

"...Then what does it do?"

"It can steal the opponent's cards!"

"What the hell? You're a freaking genius!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.