Showbiz: This Trickster Knows How to Become a Superstar

Song Jing transmigrates to a parallel world and survives a brush with death from the start.

Facing the camera, he wears an inscrutable smile.

"When your talent has nowhere to go, you have to find an outlet to let it out."

But when the audience really starts clamoring for him to sing...

"You think you can tell me to sing and I'll just sing? Don't I have any pride?"

The audience: "...Are you okay?"

Are you really okay?

But what Song Jing does next leaves the audience even more stunned.

He says he won't sing, and really does leave a million viewers hanging without singing.

"I had a few new songs ready, but you kept accusing me of lip-syncing. That really hurt..."

"How about this? Pool your money and pay my fee for opening my mouth."

After a moment of collective silence, the audience says, well, maybe that's not unreasonable.

"I'm so happy, because my fee for opening my mouth is ten million!"

The audience: "..."

They're so done with this.

This rascal really knows how to be a superstar.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.