My Wife Exposed My Arms Stockpile to Boost Her Sales

On a show about finding hidden stashes of cash, host Wang Bingbing goes snooping around her own home, confident that her husband hasn't hidden any money!

She doesn't find any hidden cash, but she does find all kinds of pistols, rifles, sniper rifles, rocket launchers, bombs, and more...

The livestream chat explodes: This isn't a search for hidden cash, it's an arms depot!

But that's not all!

There are all kinds of rocket launchers, missiles, nuclear bombs, and even the Tsar Bomba.

They even find tanks, fighter jets, warships, and high-altitude carriers.

Just when everyone thinks that's everything...

They uncover electromagnetic rifles and exoskeleton armor, the ultimate in individual combat gear!

Then they find powered armor, psionic ray rifles, magnetic storm tanks, aerospace fighters, aerospace carriers...

And especially when a star destroyer is discovered...

Eagle Sauce: Dragon Nation is going too far. They quietly stopped playing with us on Blue Star and started playing StarCraft instead.

Wang Bingbing says, bewildered, "Could my husband... could he be an alien?"

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