I'm so Bad That My Country Asked Me to Be a Foreign Correspondent!

National Top Secret File No. 001, File contents: Name: Zhang Dongfang, 27 years old, currently a professional courier Talent direction: Bad luck plagues him. Fires, floods, car accidents, and even landslides, avalanches, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, and meteorites often occur around him. Talent level: National pillar level, cross out national cornerstone level! Suggestion: Hire him with an annual salary of 100 million to go abroad and work as a foreign correspondent! Approval: Agree! Chief's signature Zhu Biao … My name is Zhang Dongfang, and I have been plagued with bad luck since childhood! Today, I received an invitation from a national television station to be a reporter. Me: "????" I have never studied this major! And I only have an ordinary second copy. … Yingjiang: I am driving the aircraft carrier fleet today, continuing to bully the world, doing whatever I want, and being domineering. I am in a good mood, but I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling. Um? Meteorite? Yingjiang was horrified: "Run!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.