Helpless, My Grandfather Is a Magic Stick

"Girl, old man, I see that your seal is black, and it must be a sign of disaster. I only need five steel coins to ensure that you turn disaster into good luck!" "Hey, hey, where are you looking! Old gangster!" "Girl, I think you have a big butt, a round waist, and broad eyebrows. You will definitely be able to have a son!" "You are a shameless bastard, my daughter is not yet an adult!" "Female donor, you are frowning and you are probably infertile. Come and let me treat you." Helpless, what can I do? This person is my grandfather, he is a magic stick! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.