You Were Hired to Accompany Patients, So Why Are You Poaching Them from the Hospital?

Li Mo transmigrates to a parallel world and finds himself taking part in a contest for a 100-million-yuan prize, with the job of medical escort as his first choice: accompanying people to their appointments.

On his first day as a medical escort.

Li Mo: "Miss, there's no need for any tests. You've got a tumor on your uterus."

Li Mo: "Young man, there's no need for any tests. You've got gallstones, and your kidneys are a little weak."

Before long, a long line has formed outside the hospital. Residents flock to Li Mo to have him "examine" them. The ultrasound department, usually packed with people, is empty. Li Mo has poached all their patients.

On his second day as a medical escort.

Li Mo: "Surgery? I don't think so. I'll give you a prescription, and you'll be cured in a week!"

Li Mo: "The treatment costs 300,000? How about a prescription that costs just 30?"

On his third day as a medical escort.

The hospital is deserted. Every patient has gone to line up for Li Mo.

The viewers are going crazy: They sent you to work as a medical escort, and you're poaching the hospital's patients?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.