My Face Is So Intimidating, I Scare Off the Home Service from the Start!

My name is Li Yang. My mother is as beautiful as a flower, and my father is as handsome as Pan An.

As for my looks... "Well... Does that picture of a ghost posted by the front door look familiar to you?"

When I was little, I was especially sweet and adorable. Lots of older girls, younger girls, teachers, aunties, and grandmas wanted to play house with me.

Too bad I didn't appreciate it when I was young and missed out on the best years of my childhood. Later, I went through the usual changes boys do as they grow up. You never know what you'll get until you see it, and then you'll be in for a shock.

At some point, I started wearing a mask and sunglasses. For three years, I never showed my face to a stranger.

Then one day, while out for a morning run, I played the hero and rescued a beauty, only for a rich woman to mistake me for a mugger.

I watched as she was so frightened she wet herself on the spot. She wouldn't listen to a word of explanation, so I had no choice but to leave.

The next day, the police showed up. The moment they saw me, they drew their guns in fright:

"Don't move! Hands on your head, and get down!"

"Officer, I'm not..."

"Shut up! I can tell at a glance you're worth a 500,000-yuan bounty! You're under arrest!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.