Slaying a Dragon from the Start: Can I Call on My Female Disciple for Help?

One second, I was cursing, “What kind of garbage novel is this? Has the author been a professional idiot for twenty years?”

The next, I was sucked into the novel’s immortal cultivation world: the Chixiao Continent.

I’m now the female protagonist’s master, Feng Linyuan, the most handsome man on the Chixiao Continent.

But why does a gigantic demon dragon crash down right in front of me from the start?!

What am I supposed to do if I don’t know any spells?

Is there still time to call for help from my female disciples?

No time?

Then it’s time for anime skills: Eightfold Crimson Lotus! Great Fireball Jutsu! Thunderclap and Flash!

Still not enough?

Then I’ll take on the demon race with modern weapons: a Gatling gun! An Apocalypse tank! Raptor fighter jets!

Forget some measly little demon. If anyone gets in my way, I’ll kill even the Demon God!

A hilarious power fantasy, coming your way!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.