Journey to the West Simulator: I Stewed the Buddha's Uncle From the Start

The Journey to the West is still five hundred years away.

Qin Yuan transmigrated into the ruler of the Lion Camel Kingdom in the Western Bovine Continent and bonded with a life simulator. By simulating the future, he could change his fate.

Golden-Winged Great Peng: "I'm the Buddha's own uncle. You wouldn't dare kill me."

Qin Yuan: "I may not dare kill you, but I can stew you. Light the fire and get the pot!"

Bodhisattva Guanyin: "Amitabha. Ruler of the Lion Camel Kingdom, you are an anomaly in the Journey to the West. You must be eliminated."

Qin Yuan: "Why are you wasting your breath? I told you to massage my back. What are you waiting for?"

Buddha Tathagata: "Ruler of the Lion Camel Kingdom, you've slaughtered every Buddha and Bodhisattva on Spirit Mountain. What more do you want?"

Qin Yuan: "I want to kill you, then destroy all of Spirit Mountain."

On the day Spirit Mountain was destroyed, the Saints Zhunti and Jieyin appeared, intent on striking Qin Yuan down.

Qin Yuan slapped them flying.

Saints Zhunti and Jieyin were dumbfounded. "When did you become a Saint?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.