If You Didn't Hit Them, Why Help Them Up?

“If you didn’t hit me, why did you help me up?” the scammer demanded, utterly self-righteous.

Lin Xiaoyuan sneered. “You said it yourself!”

The scammer’s son was framed by someone else, who demanded an exorbitant one million yuan.

In court, the scammer wept and pleaded, “My son didn’t hit anyone. He’s innocent!”

The judge said, “If your son didn’t hit anyone, why did he help them up?”

The scammer: “...”

The only way to defeat magic is with magic.

Lin Xiaoyuan transmigrated to a parallel world and bound himself to a System that used people’s own methods against them, specializing in dealing with all kinds of shameless, selfish scoundrels.

Throwing things from high places is dangerous!

“What’s it to you?”

A bloodstained sanitary napkin came flying down from a high-rise, bringing the culprit a “red-hot” stroke of luck!

It’s wrong for a child to press every button in the elevator.

“He’s just a child.”

A parent in a hurry went to take the elevator, only to find that the child had pressed every floor button.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.