You Asked Me to Fix Kids' Toys, So I Turned One into a Main Battle Tank

My daughter needed a handmade toy for her kindergarten's activity day, so what am I supposed to do now that she's driven off in the main battle tank I had parked? Answers online, this is urgent.

"Hello, viewers! Today, Star Kindergarten is holding an activity day to encourage the children to make things by hand!" the reporter says warmly.

And then...

A main battle tank appears behind her!

"Hey, move aside!" a little girl calls out, sticking her head out.

A loud explosion rings out, and the target is blasted to pieces.

Viewers across the internet are stunned.

"How the hell is that a children's toy? That's a main battle tank!"

And it doesn't stop there. It isn't just tanks. Later, people find a set of instructions in the warehouse: "An overly outdated lithography machine. Suitable for display."

"An overly outdated aircraft carrier. Suitable for display."

"Overly outdated nuclear fusion technology. Suitable for display..."

Everyone online is losing it! You call that outdated?

Have you turned the moon into a super battleship already?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.