From the Start, I Had a Melon-Stealing Badger, and One Stolen Melon Brought a Heavenly Tribulation

When other people transmigrate, they become emperors of humanity. If not rulers of the Nine Provinces, then at least members of the Dragon Clan!

But somehow, I transmigrated into a melon badger!

I only ate a few unripe melons. Was it really necessary to chase me like your life depended on it?

Is this melon rind made of gold, or are the seeds made of gold? Why else would you strike me with heavenly lightning?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.