NBA: I'm Green, and I'll Lead the Nets to a Championship

"So you're Poole, huh? You stole my big contract and built a swimming pool? I'm gonna beat your ass!"

After punching a teammate, my man Draymond Green was traded to the NBA's Arkham Asylum, where he teamed up with the contractor once again.

"You think you're hot stuff? Fine. Just you wait, Warriors. I'll complete the ultimate form of the Green Formula: without me, the Warriors will never win another championship!"

Draymond activates the NBA Bad Boy System, becoming the ultimate "dirty teacher." With his sidekicks Backpack KD and Kyrie the Immortal, he dominates the NBA.

With regular-season MVP, championship, Finals MVP, and All-Star MVP titles under his belt, Draymond is filthy rich and thriving, with Scarlett, Rihanna, Jenner, and more by his side...

"Little KD! Want some of the bathwater Scarlett and I used?"

"LeBron! I'll take good care of Rihanna for you. She's so juicy!"

"Booker! Jenner's baby really isn't mine. Do I look like that kind of guy?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.