Tang Sanzang the Bandit, and You Call This Enlightenment?

After transmigrating into Tang Sanzang, Jiang Liu'er declares that he will "convert" every demon in the world!

Sun Wukong: That day, I heard someone shout, "Great Heavenly Dragon!" and Mount Five Fingers crumbled to dust! A bald man appeared, grabbed me by the throat, and said I could either accompany him to the Western Heaven or be sent there myself!

Little White Dragon: You think I want to be a horse? The problem is, I can't beat that bald guy!

Sha Wujing: Senior Brother, Second Brother, this is bad! Master has been captured by a monster!

One day, at the Great Thunderclap Monastery, just as Sun Wukong is about to be beaten to death by Six-Eared Macaque at the Buddha's feet...

Outside the hall, a voice rings out with the solemn resonance of the Great Dao: "Tathagata, try laying a finger on my disciple!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.